"EFF EATING... PERSERVE THE MOUTH 4 BITCHING"my.07.hate.list
1. EXCESSIVE Fake N Bake - err.. who wants to look like a crispy, wrinkly leather skinned bitch by 30? Like who the fuck wants to be 19 and look like a grandma. I know the whole wanting to look older when your still growing pubic hairs thing... but really...
2. People who don't wear seat belts - like what the fuck is wrong with you. Okay go ahead risk getting killed u douchbag!
3. Girls who do not BLEND their fucking make up correctly - why?? you look like a clown. Only clowns are allowed to have unblended make up.
4. Fake designers - omg.. why? WHYYYY??? Oh its that quantity over quality bullshit. Well, its also class and NO class. Taste and NO taste. SO FUCK OFF. Stick to inspired and you won't get crucified.
5. Ugly fuckin eyebrows - ew. Be a good friend. Just tell the bitch already.
6. Girls who don't curl their REAL eyelashes FIRST before applying FAKE eyelashes - from the side, you'll end up with what looks like long lashes, with these tiny pokey things sticking out underneath. Imagine someone putting fake tits on top of the real ones HAHAHHA.. 4 tits... hot to some, but not to me.
7. Girls who don't know how to create volume correctly (a.k.a BACK COMB) - I call this dragon ball hair or "the hole" because if she turns to the side, you can see literately a hole through the hair from her back comb!! Girls who try to 'rock' big hair, remind me of little 15 year olds trying to look like porn sluts. Nice try you virgin hoe.
8. Asians who go SOLID blonde - please make sure your hot first AND/OR light skinned cause you look retarded. And make sure it's healthy looking, cause EW, what could get any worse than having an ugly face: ugly fucking hair! Frizzy course nasty HAIR!!!
9. Fat girls in leggings or Skinny jeans - okay I know they are seriously the hottest shit right now, but please refrain yourself from KILLING IT.
10. Goody 2 shoes/people who don't swear - what the fuck YOU CUNT!
11. Ugly shoes - *shudder x 1000"
12. Girls who ditch their friends for men - please bitches, I always make time. No one can ever say that I've ever done that for long. BOOOO YOU WHORE!
13. Animal Cruelty - TOTALLY unacceptable.
14. People who wear fur - Totally unacceptable X 2. TOTALLY!
15. RATS/Tattle tales - Shut the fuck up or get shut the fucked up. Don't dish it when you can't fuckin take it. (bitches get stitches - thanks Mike for that one)
16. Ugly Lesbians & Queerdo's - If your going to be HOMO/DIKE, please be Amazingly good looking.
17. Import modeling - okay I know you all dream of becoming some of the few who "made it" lol, if that's what you call a modeling career, than good for you. If you want to be a model, try doing it with class. Import modeling is TACKY and SAD. All the girls who do it just stand around half naked, because they have no substance other then... well showing off tits and ass cause you got nothing else to offer. Sow..riee.... don't cry. GOOD NEWS: You can pay agencies now to join them, that way you can tell people you were photographed by a 'real photographer' and feel better about yourself :)
18. Sunshine girls - Try hard attention whores. Well at least the inmates at the Remand center will jerk off to you (ang - total J.O.B) lol
19. Weeders (people who smoke weed everyday, talk about it constantly and dream of becoming an actual piece of weed) - weed is for high schoolers. So cut the crap. Get a job.
20. My brother - buddy got a perm. A PERM 4 FUCK SAKES!!!! Did he do it cause he thought it was HIP? NO, he did it cause he knew it would make me want to commit suicide. We don't talk anymore.
21. Yappy dogs (min pins, those taco bell dogs,teacup yorkies) - get those gross things away from me. I seriously want to suffocate one of those things under a pink pillow. Pink pillow for some memento I guess.
22. Cat haters - I'm not going to get into this....
23. most flips, Niggers & Natives - self explanatory
24. Cheap people - enough said
25. Bill splitter - OKAY we are ALL friends here, why the stinginess. Okay sorry I didn't realize you couldnt LOSE an extra cent over me. UGH!
27. Serious people/unfunny people - Whats the point of living if your going to walk around looking like someone slapped you across the face in a parking lot? We should just ship out all of the boring ass serious losers onto some island so they can be dull together.
28. Whores - yeah. I hate them. You hate them. WE hate them. Because whores are the ones that will FUCK your man, brother, dad, mom, cat, cousin, warm moving thing, whatever, in a heart beat. So all together, we should just gang beat a bitch when we see one coming. Make her bleed... a lot.
29. Nice people - I bet this really bothered you hey? Well suck it up. This is the 2000's bitch. Not everyone is all prim and proper anymore so cry me a river.
2. People who don't wear seat belts - like what the fuck is wrong with you. Okay go ahead risk getting killed u douchbag!
3. Girls who do not BLEND their fucking make up correctly - why?? you look like a clown. Only clowns are allowed to have unblended make up.
4. Fake designers - omg.. why? WHYYYY??? Oh its that quantity over quality bullshit. Well, its also class and NO class. Taste and NO taste. SO FUCK OFF. Stick to inspired and you won't get crucified.
5. Ugly fuckin eyebrows - ew. Be a good friend. Just tell the bitch already.
6. Girls who don't curl their REAL eyelashes FIRST before applying FAKE eyelashes - from the side, you'll end up with what looks like long lashes, with these tiny pokey things sticking out underneath. Imagine someone putting fake tits on top of the real ones HAHAHHA.. 4 tits... hot to some, but not to me.
7. Girls who don't know how to create volume correctly (a.k.a BACK COMB) - I call this dragon ball hair or "the hole" because if she turns to the side, you can see literately a hole through the hair from her back comb!! Girls who try to 'rock' big hair, remind me of little 15 year olds trying to look like porn sluts. Nice try you virgin hoe.
8. Asians who go SOLID blonde - please make sure your hot first AND/OR light skinned cause you look retarded. And make sure it's healthy looking, cause EW, what could get any worse than having an ugly face: ugly fucking hair! Frizzy course nasty HAIR!!!
9. Fat girls in leggings or Skinny jeans - okay I know they are seriously the hottest shit right now, but please refrain yourself from KILLING IT.
10. Goody 2 shoes/people who don't swear - what the fuck YOU CUNT!
11. Ugly shoes - *shudder x 1000"
12. Girls who ditch their friends for men - please bitches, I always make time. No one can ever say that I've ever done that for long. BOOOO YOU WHORE!
13. Animal Cruelty - TOTALLY unacceptable.
14. People who wear fur - Totally unacceptable X 2. TOTALLY!
15. RATS/Tattle tales - Shut the fuck up or get shut the fucked up. Don't dish it when you can't fuckin take it. (bitches get stitches - thanks Mike for that one)
16. Ugly Lesbians & Queerdo's - If your going to be HOMO/DIKE, please be Amazingly good looking.
17. Import modeling - okay I know you all dream of becoming some of the few who "made it" lol, if that's what you call a modeling career, than good for you. If you want to be a model, try doing it with class. Import modeling is TACKY and SAD. All the girls who do it just stand around half naked, because they have no substance other then... well showing off tits and ass cause you got nothing else to offer. Sow..riee.... don't cry. GOOD NEWS: You can pay agencies now to join them, that way you can tell people you were photographed by a 'real photographer' and feel better about yourself :)
18. Sunshine girls - Try hard attention whores. Well at least the inmates at the Remand center will jerk off to you (ang - total J.O.B) lol
19. Weeders (people who smoke weed everyday, talk about it constantly and dream of becoming an actual piece of weed) - weed is for high schoolers. So cut the crap. Get a job.
20. My brother - buddy got a perm. A PERM 4 FUCK SAKES!!!! Did he do it cause he thought it was HIP? NO, he did it cause he knew it would make me want to commit suicide. We don't talk anymore.
21. Yappy dogs (min pins, those taco bell dogs,teacup yorkies) - get those gross things away from me. I seriously want to suffocate one of those things under a pink pillow. Pink pillow for some memento I guess.
22. Cat haters - I'm not going to get into this....
23. most flips, Niggers & Natives - self explanatory
24. Cheap people - enough said
25. Bill splitter - OKAY we are ALL friends here, why the stinginess. Okay sorry I didn't realize you couldnt LOSE an extra cent over me. UGH!
27. Serious people/unfunny people - Whats the point of living if your going to walk around looking like someone slapped you across the face in a parking lot? We should just ship out all of the boring ass serious losers onto some island so they can be dull together.
28. Whores - yeah. I hate them. You hate them. WE hate them. Because whores are the ones that will FUCK your man, brother, dad, mom, cat, cousin, warm moving thing, whatever, in a heart beat. So all together, we should just gang beat a bitch when we see one coming. Make her bleed... a lot.
29. Nice people - I bet this really bothered you hey? Well suck it up. This is the 2000's bitch. Not everyone is all prim and proper anymore so cry me a river.
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