.attention.whores...or.just.reaching.out?.

"listen broski... you really need to go see Sandy for laser treatments. Like I know her okay.. she would totally be into you man."

Attention: Here are some lovely furry Japanese buttocks for your eyes. It's so goddamn sexy, I'm like a deer caught in the headlights.

"let's prove them bitches wrong!

Asians do have BIG packages!"

Reaching out: actually this is just retardation. Is that even a word? No? Never mind it is. I just dictionary.com-ed it. Weird, I never knew these words existed either....

• retardative
• retardatory
• retardment
• maybe I'm retarded because I didn't know they existed, and now I am writing about them to fill more blog space as I love to do so dearly...

Jap people are fucked up! I wish I was Japanese so bad.
Why oh why must I be just a dirty Nammer?