.are.you.effin.kidding.me?.

So Mikey and I are walking around blockbuster, looking for a movie when something pink caught my eyes. Whatever it is, it has my full attention. I take a closer look and I almost puked into my mouth and re-ate it and puked it up again. What the fuck is wrong with people?! Who would actually waste film and time letting bimbo Simpson "try" to act again?! WHO???
Her new pathetic movie(which bombed of course)is called: BLONDE AMBITION. Not only did it go strait to DVD, it was only $6.99. I don't even think they were even the previously viewed ones. ahaha of course!
But HELLO!! It's already been done whore face.♥LEGALLY BLONDE!!!?♥ Resse Witherspoon is so much more adorable and hotter than Simpson. Plus who wants to watch Simpson walk into a wall and say "omg I think I almost saw God" and then walk forward into the wall again... now repeat that over and over again for like....an hour.
You never hear movies titled "CATTY BURNETTES" or whatever. All I effin' see is "Red heads give head" or how about "Barely legal brunettes". I fucking HATE Jessica Simpson. Here is $6.99 go buy yourself some condoms and go fuck yourself you annoying twit.