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10.27.2008

.WHORE.IT.UP.

YAYYYYY!! Its almost that time of the year!! Where we all get to you know....dress up like trashy little whores and out do each other on "whoriness".
Ranks of whorism: (only on Halloween)
#ONE see through items revealing ass or tits or box = "I'd hit that. But I will probably get an std WITH or WITHOUT a condom"
#TWO bra like items with panties or booty shorts (must be in that combo) = "whoa I'd hit that BUT I best use a condom"
#THREE costumes covering up the belly area and ass = "k i will hit that and I will consider not wrapping IT up"
#FOUR costumes with skirts close to the knees or less cleavage = "wow i would hit that when i am really really drunk. Lets go hit on whore rank 1. She looks ready to go."
#FIVE "something stupid like a barney outfit OR something considered "cute" = wow I am going to jerk off in your face so you can have some sex appeal now!"

WOW number 3 again this year!!! I'm cool and a rank 3 whore.

K this is my deal with Halloween. Why the fuck do SOME guys and MOST uptight ass bitches make such a big deal about how girls dress on Halloween? It's fucking okay for girls to run around in a bikini which resembles...if not is a fucking bra and thong or panties on a beach BUT its not OK for us to degrade and make fun of things that are innocent like in our knick nacks... stuff like I don't know rainbow bright or a slutty poor street bum WTF. Just shut up. It's Halloween you haters. The girls that are hatin' are the girls that are the ones who r just insecure and have WAY too much respect for themselves. LOL. And as for the guys that are hatin'. These are guys who probably jerk off to their mothers faces when they screw their ugly g.f's.

Come on people all together now. Lets hold hands now and pray for their souls.
Happy halloween!!!

Amen!

*btw the slut ranking was a joke from 3 n up. hahah we r all whores and there is no different rankings between us babhahhaa.

posted by Cant be ur superwomen at 3:24 a.m.

1 Comments:

Blogger inque said...

KIM!! wow hahah! its me. jo. hit me back up aiight
long time no talks.
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