skinnie.bitch "EFF EATING... PERSERVE THE MOUTH 4 BITCHING"

8.02.2008

.i.know.now...

Nothing lasts forever .
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k maybe...♥WINE GUMZ♥ do... why wine gums? Well one time, like 8 years ago. I was at my cousins house and I had dropped something behind her couch, and pulled the couch away from the wall to get it but instead I discover an old tin can. Of course I opened it. Who the fuck would not be curious about a rusty tin can??? WHO? Only crazy people I tell ya!
Anyways... so first, I give the room a quick scan, you know to be paranoid that someone might jump out from behind and fight me for my new found treasure... then once I realized no one was around, I open it as fast as I could, but gently you know what I'm sayin'? And yeah there they were - 5 old crusty mother fucking hard ass wine gums. They were SO fucking old, they were white on the outside.
My cousin gave me a serious look and was like "chi Kim...please do not eat those they are like more than a few years old" and well... I waited till she left the room and I ate them. One by one man. And ya know what? They were the most tasty hard to eat little bastards ever... yep. And so that is how I discovered wine gums last forever man.
For effin' evzs.

posted by Cant be ur superwomen at 4:10 a.m.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA "most tasty hard to eat"...dirty dirty Kim!!

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