.Drink.yourself.FULL!.

My Birthday consisted of like 10 separate occasions. I don't know how the eff I am going to break that shit down. But all I do know is I started it on Friday the 13Th. My intended bday bash was on Saturday the 14Th. Ryan, Ven and I went down to Calgary first. For part of my present Ryan and Mike split on Angie's plane ticket and flew her ass down to see me!!! FUCK!! That was one hell of a present hahhaa. Sank you guys *blush* It was awesome! So she was flying in on Friday so we went down to party with her. So it was about 10 o'clock when I arrived in C-town. We dropped off Ven at the hotel and left to pick up Ang. We were all starvin Marvin's by the time we had Ang picked up and back at Helga's pimp pad and was getting ready. We were meeting JONES at Earls. He insisted we come to the South side location... which would take us a million years to get there. We were starving already and like what we all predicted. By time we got there, the effin kitchen closed. Well... it must of been Jones plan because he came over with this fucking tray full from side to side with shots!!! Ryan and I looked at each other and yelled out "FUCK IT!!! DRINK YOURSELF FULL!!!" Well we did. And let me tell you. We were so effin' smashed by the end of it. I don't even know what to say except that it was an awesome start!!


When we got back to Helga's I got lost in her building running around in her pink fluffy house boots and short shorts. Yeah man. I needed a cig, so I went for a walk. I was so out of it, I couldn't get her damn swipe card to work in the elevator. I thought I was being soooo smart by walking up flights of stairs. All the doors were LOCKED!!! 5 AM cracked out and green faced looking. The security guard was like wtf are you doing. HAHAH I was like "I'M FINE MAN GO AWAY!" and ran away. UGH. I puked all the way down the stairs. I felt so bad... sigh... ahahha I came back to bed. Ang was like where the eff where you. And I was like Oh... you know took a walk and enjoyed the fresh air... but really they had NO idea!!! All of us girls curled up together trying to warm up and not joking slept with our hoodies on our heads because it was SO fricken cold. The next day Helgz was like...oh yeah the air conditioner was on. TOO drunk to realize...hahahha fuck!!!!!!!! What a night. Oh and somehow this picture turned up on the camera the next day.



"I'll give you one clue:
Yes it is part of MY body...
somewhere. BUT WHERE???"

its the bend in between
my arms by my elbows
you dirt!