skinnie.bitch "EFF EATING... PERSERVE THE MOUTH 4 BITCHING"

6.16.2008

.I.need.as.much.of.you.

...as I possibly can get my little nammer hands on.

For my Bday my cousin gave me the coolest fucking thing EVER! It was in a build a bear box lol so I assumed I was getting some wacky created toy from her. But it was THIS: A radish plush that plays music from its feet. It's feet has speakers in em. LOL. We are so Asian it's not even funny lol. Loan and I are obsessed with wierd stuff. And this is probably as weird as it gets... well the seal tazer is pretty cool. I still can't track that god damn thing down...
Anyways, you attach your blackberry, mp3 or Ipod into his ass and ta da!!! It is a creepy radish that plays music... while scareing the fuck out of you at the same time. He kinda scares me... but I am so drawn to him. LOL. I think we are in love. I think...he is sexy. God... take a look at those eyes.. mmmmMm it says so much.

fuck his face is mesmerizing...
The creepy thing about buddy is... I named him Daikon Chan. And when I went online to search for him... his fucking name happened to be aokubi daikon anyways! hahah than I found out Daikon means Raddish in jap. So.. there you go. Loan got one too. HAHAH of course!!! I LOVE YOU BABE!!! You know exactly what would make me happy for realskiz! ahhaha.

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