skinnie.bitch "EFF EATING... PERSERVE THE MOUTH 4 BITCHING"

5.29.2008

.things.that.make.my.HEART.go.pop.POP!

It's around that time of the year, and we all know what that means. PRESENT TIME 4 Kimmie!!! Happy 25Th to me. UGH. Yeah, well because I know I am FIVE years to 30! Yes! Mutha fuckin' 30!!!
Things on my list of loves so far:
1. Balenciaga giant city in Magenta [so hot..only 2 grandish?]



"Fuck this bag
gives me a HARD ON!!!"






2. Alexander Mcqueen's satin darlings[and how about $740.00 later...]


3. A cute seal TAZER [only 195 volts... but whatevz... it WILL sting a fucker if I place it directly into his penis or into his eye!] 4. A teacup Kitten!! [but only from this AUTHENTIC and guaranteed website: ♥SMALLEST TEACUP IN THE WORLD♥]


"So whose got $5000.00 to blow?"










sigh...so many things...so little cash. LOL.

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"Nobody appreciates their girlfriend til they get herpes from the next broad, know what I'm saying?"
-Johnny Drama [entourage]

"Kim your so hot, if I had a penis... I would jerk off in front of you."
-Quinnie Vu

"Now..THAT's a hooker that would have to PAY ME to fuck her."
-Albino Rhino

"I'm too baller to give a shit about pennies."
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