skinnie.bitch "EFF EATING... PERSERVE THE MOUTH 4 BITCHING"

5.28.2008

.Congrad-zies.My.little.baby.Huy!!!.

I can't believe my little cousin is ALL grown up... *sniffle. He is the last of our generation. Well, he was the youngest out of our family and he finally graduated... sigh.. Loan and Huy both agree that the next step is for me to have babies and of course I answered them with FUCK NO! Ew... babies. "I would feel violated if I had babies" In the words of Mariah Carey on her having babies. At least the bitch admits that she is way too obsessed with herself to love another human being. Let alone, a human being that was inside her womb for 9 months! Now that's a good mommy. Self awareness is always a good thing.

Anyways... I got off track again...as always. So yeah, I remember when we were all little, and my aunt would use not being able to see me, as THEIR punishment. Who'd ever think eh? Too bad I can't use that excuse now. hahha "listen, you can't... well see me let alone well ... chill out with me. You weren't being a good boy today. So into the cage you go...come on, don't do this to me again. Boy, Don't make me bust out the tazer...If just you stop struggling, this will go by faster then you think..."

Congratulations HUY! Loan and I and both our families love you so very much little guy! xoxo!

posted by Cant be ur superwomen at 3:03 a.m.

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