.FUCK.BLACKBERRY.

...SUCK MY DICK. If I had one, I'd pull it out and pretend to be generous. Like let you taste it. Then when you get on your knees bitch I'm going to smack you in the face with it and then kick your sorry face in with my heels. Strangely or should I say disgustingly... penis slapping and heels should be illegal to be in the same sentence eww or let alone on the same body. LOL.
ANYWAYS! Yeah I hate blackberry SOOOO much. Especially the piece of shit pearl. Well to be honest, I loveee blackberry. But I hate the Pearl the phone is absolute SHIT. This is the second fucking Pearl that has fucked up on me. I called Rogers today and bitched them out. Of course NOTHING is resolved. Inevitably I knew those goof's were going to tell me that I am just going to get a new berry sent out. But I tripped out anyways, because I had nothing better to do in that hour. Their data customer service who deals with my problem, happened to be closed. Not just the weekend. How about till Tuesday. It's Sunday today. That means so what, I don't get my fucking phone till Saturday?!??? Like UGH! I run my clients and my business off that goddamn phone. I have NO time for more phone screw ups. I'm sooooo annoyed. Like Jesus. While these fuck faces are spending the weekend jerking each other off, I'm sitting here wondering who is bb msging me, or f-bookin me since I never go on my actual page online. Who is tryin to call... text ... sigh.

You wanna know what the worse thing out of all of this is? I didn't even save a bunch of money on MY car insurance when I switched to GEICO. It's a fucking scam buddy... It's just a cover for herion laundering. It's the same rate on insurance for fuck sakes. You just get 8% off the herion if your a user and if your willing to drive the shit around, then they will work out a deal on your car insurance. WTF. HOW STINGY CHEAP! Fucking jewbrew mother fuckers. Nothing is free in life. If it's too good to be true. It's FAKE!