.in.a.4.day.Nut.shell.

Err, I am not in a good mood. Like I have the most sour taste in my mouth. And probably the coldest monstrous jabbing feeling in my chest that I have ever felt before. No it is NOT LOVE related. Which is wonderful. Just a bunch of things piling up and on top of eachtother.. week after week of bad luck. I swear if I don't catch a break soon, I'm going to slit my wrist. HAHAH JUST KIDDING. I would NEVER do that. Than I wouldn't be able to wear those gorgeous dress's I bought today from Bebe. HAHHAHHA. Damn that store makes me feel so much better. At least I'm not FAT and WASHED UP. Anyways, here is a little thing that annoyed me.
Two nights ago, I have my usually insomnia bullshit. I'm up at 4 A.M laying beside Mike, bored and pondering about nothingness. Finally I decide to change my blackberry password. BTW: My passwords are always shaped into a ♥TETRIS♥ puzzle shape. YEAH YEAH! I'm a huge loser with way to much time on my hands. lol. Well I decide to change my p.w. Half asleep. Half alive. Morning comes, I am trying to call my boss to let her know I'm running a few minutes late. I can't remember my shitty p.w. OF COURSE!! I couldn't remember which shitty piece it was. Anyways, so the way B.B's work, if you put in the wrong p.w 10 times, it completely cleans and deletes all your info on that phone. Well, thankfully I had it backed up on my comp. Or else I'd be real PISSED. Like these bastards below:
<----- think these little fags are cute and super happy?! THINK AGAIN! I hate them. They are both ♥BOYS♥. Its not romantic. It's GROSS. I hope the blue one [Sprinkles] finds out he has AIDS because his boyfriend [Marbles the yellow L tetris] was cheating on him the whole time AND then on top of that, wasn't even considerate enough to use a condom while being ass fucked by ♥BRUTUS♥ from the men's briefs and boxers shop downtown. HUMPH! How rude!

Because of the phone effin' up. I missed so many client appointments and other crap ugh I was suppose to do. Poor Tammy!!!
On top of all that. This is what else that went on in a span of 3 days:
WRONG GLUE I use permanent adhesive glue for my effin lashes. It took me an hour to remove my lashes. After crying and ending up with raw red puffy red skin. EW.
GREEN FACED The lid was slightly off my self tanner. I put it on my face and was like...wtf. Why is my skin fucking green? Yeah. It oxidized in the bottle so it turned green. UGH. I was Kermit the frogs wet dream for an hour there. I had to scrub and scrub at my face. And ended up with raw red face and raw red eyes :(
CARROT CRAP We were recoloring my roots, well for some reason the wrong color was in the wrong box. Well, lets just say I ended up with ORANGE roots. YAH. I looked like a carrot grew legs and wings, flew on top of my head. And took a large ass dump. A big dump, the kind where you ate like full ass big man steak and bean meals or something. UGH! We fixed it, but sadly, it was probably even me who fucked up the inventory. UGH.
I DON'T NEED A SHOWERI drench my boss's client. He wasn't changed into a smock. So he walked out in his nice black buttom up shirt with a drenched wet back. UGH.
RETARDATIONrefer back to this I-V incident.
THE PEACED OUT NAIL I am spending mothers day at the in laws. And my acrylic toe nail decides to fall the fuck off in front of Mikes dad. How embarrassing. He was like "uh.. Kim I think you dropped something" hahah more like "uh.. wtf was that.Ur gross get out."
GET A LIFE Annoying ass people. People who cause useless drama over NOTHING. I have so many better things to do in life than CARE. Things like make money, or like go fuck my vibrator or take a dump or something. FUCK people please get a life already. Stop caring about mine, and start living YOURS. I can't believe I even wasted space or time writing that tiny bit. Cause it was a waste of time even writing it. THAT'S how much I give a rats ass.

Seriously, I wanna hurt someone SOOOO bad. SO bad. SOOOO FUCKIN BAD. ANYONE. But I can't because I am a big girl now. Big girls shouldn't go to jail or get blood on their pretty dresses or ruin their hair or nails.
Honestly, nothing beats retail therapy man. Nothing. Except falling in love. And I already achieved that. So all I got to do is make more cash and shop. LOL. Shop till I drop.