.I.swear.I.was.born.a.BLONDE.

I swear... sometimes I wonder about myself. And thats pretty bad. haha. These are some blonde moments for sure:
ALLSOME I thought Awesome was spelt like ALLSOME. WTF is wrong with me? I had taught my T9 to spell it like that too. So I never thought anything of it. One day Lebster was like "ahah Kim your so funny. You spelt awesome like this" and showed me an old text I had sent him. I was like "uh... no it's spelt like that." he looked stunned and got all serious and was like "no really Kim, its not." well fuck. I looked it up and was like omg I'm mentally retarded. I texted all my friends and asked them if they had noticed too. Well to my surprise, they all replied with the same thing: Kim we thought you were just being cute or something. UGH wtf! haha

I'M STROKED I use to say Stroked instead of stoked. UGH. "OMG I'm soooo stroked!" NOT!!! I am fucking totally NOT ever again. Now when ever I saw I'M STOKED everyone replies with "don't you mean your stroked?" UGH.

WHERE'S KERMIT? I once asked where Kermit the fucking frog had been all these years. "Like what ever happend to that guy?..." Mind me I was high as a kite on trees(thanks to lebs)The look on both the guys faces will never leave my mind. I quickly said "nevermind don't answer that!" hahah too late! Mike said Kermit was smoking crack and fell down pretty hard. Lebs said business wasnt good so now he's driving cabs around to make extra cash. Well you get the point. And NO it did not stop there.. fucking guys went on and on and on....

THE BUMPY OBJECT Or how about the time I was dropping my car off at my gf's house. I drove over something, didnt think too much of it... I parked and left. Well, my gf told me they saw something wedged under my pumper* a.k.a my car. They pulled it out from under, and it read: DO NOT PARK! lmao. I parked on a no parking sign. Hilarious.

I-V!!! Fuck, I feel like it's an on going thing. Yesterday I was standing in line at Rogers video with Mike, and I looked over and saw Grand theft auto 4. UGH, and in front of 15 other people also standing in line behind us. I'm like "look baby, Grand theft auto I V!" FUCK! Mike looks down at me and he had such a funny smile on his face. He replies "um,actually its grand theft auto 4. Um, I-V, is actually a roman numeral... but yeah babe its all good" HAHHAh I am soooo embarrassing. I covered my face in his chest and was soooo embarressed. I wanted to crawl into a dark hole and die. Wanna know something even more stupid? I was like "no baby! it's 6 not 4!" hahahha fuck I am such a ditz.

Yep, and believe me there are many more. I will have to stop here.

*pumper=1989 blue firefly [so ALLsome this car was so effin old & crappy, someone actually came and posted a note on my car saying: "FOR CHEAP TRASH REMOVAL CALL HERE ###-####" I was like omg... this is my car. I am still driving this damn thing!]