skinnie.bitch "EFF EATING... PERSERVE THE MOUTH 4 BITCHING"

5.11.2008

.any.boys.out.there....

...or young virgins who ever wanted to know what ejaculation a.k.a cum/jizz/man load tastes like? Well here's your chance to quench that curiosity once and for all. If you haven't already. SICKOS!!!
YOU GOT IT! Listerine whitening mouthwash taste like --------------->> JIZZ. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Don't even throw that "how do YOU know what cum taste like?" comment at me or I'll smack that grin off your face. LOL.
HOW? Well, I'm at my cousins house. The little bastard was like "oh.. you totally gotta try this new mouth wash... It taste sooooo amazing." So of course I was already super suspicious. So I decide to go for it. And my first reaction was: omg.. disgusting. WHO THE FUCK JIZZED IN HERE??? Then my second reaction was: omg...WHY and WHOSE JIZZ???
WHY? Well, little fucker discovered that it tasted like cum and decided to play a trick on me too. She was laughing her face off, and told me it was just the mouth wash. And well, after swearing for five minutes strait and threatening her with "you better not be fucking with me" it got really exciting from then on. Of course we invited our men pals over. Tricked them into trying it and then screaming out "THAT'S RIGHT FUCKERS! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT CUM TASTE LIKE MUAHHAHAHAH YOU FAGGOT!" HA HAHAHHAHAH .. it feels so damn good. Real damn good I tell ya.
GOOD LAUGHS:Now that you know this. Get out there ladies, gentlemen and the sexually confused... go trick your dad. That would be funny. AWESOME!
FUN FACTS:apparently I am not the only one who thinks so either ♥Cum sucking SLUTS!♥ HAHHAHA [extra extra!! This is also a good test to find out if your man pal is really a secret closet queer hahaha ENJOY!!]

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