skinnie.bitch "EFF EATING... PERSERVE THE MOUTH 4 BITCHING"

4.29.2008

.better.BELIEVE.its.smells.like.whore.

Here is another one of my WHO THE FUCK had the guts and balls to fucking manufacturer and dare launch a new Britney Spears perfume????! FUCK WHO?? Actually I should re-ask that... WHO THE FUCK would even WEAR it?? WHO?? Then again... why am I writing this fucking blog about it? UGH FUCK ME!!!

It pisses me off, when girls cry about bitches in magazine and compare themselves to models. Most models we see, are bulimic or anorexic. Are you bulimic or anorexic? Then get over it!! It makes me annoyed too that I am only 5"4 and I have a gross stick Asian body with no curves. Yeah it makes me mad!! But what can I do about it. At least I have titties. That's right... titties.
I can't stand especially when people compare themselves to this white trash whore. It makes me angry because we ALL KNOW.. she really looks like this:♥GROSS♥ and not like in this extremely photoshopped shit we see in her perfume ad. Nice name. "Believe" HAHAHHAHA... does anyone believe that Britney will ever get it together? Does anyone believe she even has feelings? lol.

I am such a bitch.

posted by Cant be ur superwomen at 9:07 p.m.

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