.small.talk.

Mike and I were driving down 97 st, I spot Eden the strip club. It says: Where temptation begins... And I say: and ends in herpes.

Driving down Whyte Ave, my sugar man and I decide to have burn wars.

Me: You know what I want...
Mike: your dignity back?
Me: no if I wanted my dignity back, all I would hafto do is break up with you.
Mike: No honey, that's called losing out.
Me: I guess losing out to herpes isn't such a bad thing...
Mike: [long silence}... you have aids.
... I win!!!

HAHHAHA fucking hilarious. I value our conversations so much. No one else baby... no one else.