.Three.effing.words.

Did you ever wonder if most blonde celebrities were actually as useless as they act? Well take a good look at useless bitch Pamela Anderson. I honestly thought it was always an act. Like I know they cant wipe their own ass and they need to blow all their money on making other people do simple things for them, such things like brushing the teeth, or breathing or whatevez. But honestly, I couldn't believe my fucking eyes when I stumbled across this article.

Pamela Anderson thought she couldn't do makeup so she had a team of make-up artists do the work. Pam says, "I never wore make-up back home in Canada. And when I moved to Los Angeles, Playboy did it, as well as my hair, so I never learned to do it myself."
Breathing is hard enough for this whore. I guess being a celebrity is SO fucking hard. I should try to be a little more sensitive.
"But I have just done my own make-up at a shoot - I brought my Barbie box of eyelashes, glue, black eyeliner, eye-shadows, pink lip-gloss, very little foundation and went to town. We were all a little nervous at first, but it turned out fine. No more $9,000-a-day for make-up bills, I'm married now."

3 words: "Useless fucking cunt.




"9 G's later- looking good"