"EFF EATING... PERSERVE THE MOUTH 4 BITCHING".I.have.ROAD.RAGE.
Damn rights I do.
These are the most annoying shiznat on the road EVER!
Pedestrians - I honestly could care LESS for them. I don't care if those fuckers have the right of way. Not when I am on the road. Not when I'm making left or right hand turns. NOT when it's flashing the stupid pedistrian walking sign crap. Listen mof, when my ass is the walking pedistrian, I run accross the street I don't take my sweet ass time, enjoying the shitty air and pondering about my effin life. I move my ass along. Because I KNOW how it feels! I hate to wait! And I assume everyone else is the same as well. LOL.
Slow drivers - What the fuck is the deal? Too old? New driver? ASIAN? WTF. Hurry the FUCK up. No one has all day like you do. Move it or get moved dipshit. I am the bitch behind you that honks and cuts people off. I am the bitch that throws things out of my window. Perferably orange juice in a glass bottle. I've done it before. And nothing wakes a slow ass mother fucker up than a glass bottle to the side door.
Other road ragers - Ok. I do NOT like competition. I sure as HELL do not like it on the road. I must WIN! And.. well they probably feel the same heat I'm feelin... So this can cause quite the tension on the road. Not cool.
Red lights - FUCK OFF!
The PUSSY a.k.a the soccer mom - The idiot that takes forever to make any turns. Your behind him/her, and you can see all the cars that are STILL literally sooooooooooooooooooo far away and she doesnt take the chance to go. What an stupid wuss. If I must sometimes I just drive around them and make my turns hahaha.
Those who bought their license illegally - You know this fucking asshole, somehow obtained their license illegally or by whatever means. Because they can't fuckign drive. Other then being immagrant a.k.a asian lol and being completely oblivious on the road. Your a douche. This is the asshole that waits for the red light to turn green when he is waiting to make legal right hand turns... YES. It's your go, as long as there are no cars so fucking GO already. UGH. If this person just happens to be in front of me, I will just honk my horn until they move it. haha.
The goof that doesnt let you in - Listen, your only going to get whereever the fuck that your going a few more minutes sooner. LET ME IN! Piece of shit. I always pray theres a loose bolt or something, and the wheel on their car flies off and then they crash into on coming traffic. Perferably a semi that just ran a red light and has no control to stop... and guess who can't save themselves? This dumb fuck.
Bitches who stare - Yeah I know my car is CRAP. And yeah stop comparing yourself to me bitch. We both know your ugly ass boyfriend thinks I'm hotter.
I only stop for the following:
Pedestrians - I honestly could care LESS for them. I don't care if those fuckers have the right of way. Not when I am on the road. Not when I'm making left or right hand turns. NOT when it's flashing the stupid pedistrian walking sign crap. Listen mof, when my ass is the walking pedistrian, I run accross the street I don't take my sweet ass time, enjoying the shitty air and pondering about my effin life. I move my ass along. Because I KNOW how it feels! I hate to wait! And I assume everyone else is the same as well. LOL.
Slow drivers - What the fuck is the deal? Too old? New driver? ASIAN? WTF. Hurry the FUCK up. No one has all day like you do. Move it or get moved dipshit. I am the bitch behind you that honks and cuts people off. I am the bitch that throws things out of my window. Perferably orange juice in a glass bottle. I've done it before. And nothing wakes a slow ass mother fucker up than a glass bottle to the side door.
Other road ragers - Ok. I do NOT like competition. I sure as HELL do not like it on the road. I must WIN! And.. well they probably feel the same heat I'm feelin... So this can cause quite the tension on the road. Not cool.
Red lights - FUCK OFF!
The PUSSY a.k.a the soccer mom - The idiot that takes forever to make any turns. Your behind him/her, and you can see all the cars that are STILL literally sooooooooooooooooooo far away and she doesnt take the chance to go. What an stupid wuss. If I must sometimes I just drive around them and make my turns hahaha.
Those who bought their license illegally - You know this fucking asshole, somehow obtained their license illegally or by whatever means. Because they can't fuckign drive. Other then being immagrant a.k.a asian lol and being completely oblivious on the road. Your a douche. This is the asshole that waits for the red light to turn green when he is waiting to make legal right hand turns... YES. It's your go, as long as there are no cars so fucking GO already. UGH. If this person just happens to be in front of me, I will just honk my horn until they move it. haha.
The goof that doesnt let you in - Listen, your only going to get whereever the fuck that your going a few more minutes sooner. LET ME IN! Piece of shit. I always pray theres a loose bolt or something, and the wheel on their car flies off and then they crash into on coming traffic. Perferably a semi that just ran a red light and has no control to stop... and guess who can't save themselves? This dumb fuck.
Bitches who stare - Yeah I know my car is CRAP. And yeah stop comparing yourself to me bitch. We both know your ugly ass boyfriend thinks I'm hotter.
I only stop for the following:
1.1. Small children [ugh..the obligations of life]
2. Animals [OF COURSE!]
3. Old peeps [unless they r taking far to long to cross. Than I just drive around them]
4. Cute boys hahahhahaa [poor bee]
5. The handicapped [ALWAYS]
6. Wierd ass shit such as:
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