.SPELLING.IT.OUT.4.YOU.

[Warning: this DOES NOT apply to any of my guy friends what so ever.]

Anywhoo's for realz WHAT THE FUCK is up with 90 percent of the men that I have met so far in the last few months??? Like when I am not interested I make it pretty fucking DAMN clear! Hmm...actually I just stop answering your calls or texts. I am always on my phone. If you don't get a reply within those 3 hours. Your in the "you just got KICKED" zone. In 3 hours I could be watching a movie, sex, having a serious conversation with someone...you know doing stuff that MAY take about 3 hours to do. So... if I'm not answering you.... yeah. Y.J.G.K. YO! LOL.
-----Scenario-----
Boring date. If you suck, after I eat, I simple say "I wanna go home." Why do men always look so shocked. Maybe if you were a little more interesting I would hang around a little longer.

"Why do you wanna go home? aren't you having a good time?"
"Uh... sorry I got shit to do"
"It's 12 AM"
"Yeah... I do... stuff during the night..." [obviously making shit up]
"What kind of errands can you possibly be getting done during the night?"
"Beat up bums, pimp hookers, dig a hole and fill it with your body if you don't shut the fuck up - kinda stuff." Than I smile... Jk. no no.. I don't say that. Almost... but don't.
"OoOohh come on' Lets hang out...."
"CHECK PLEASE!"

LISTEN broski, if your date says these words "I wanna go home" YEAH! There are NO hidden meanings fuck face. It means...... oooh let me spell it out for you.. since your too fucking stupid to get it. "I WANNA FUCKING GO HOME AND STAB A TEDDY BEAR AND THINK OF YOU WHILE I DO IT!" Pretty Simple. Just suck it up. And let her go home already. Don't find ways to keep her around. UGH. It just makes her feel more awkward & SOOO much more annoyed.

get it? Cool.
Check out this old ass mofo tryin' run his game on ME bahaha!! SHIT SON!