.don't.disappoint.

HAHAHAH My dad is the SHIZZLE 4 REALZ. Buddy strait makes me laugh. He just got back from Vietnam, and I ask him what he brought me home. And fuck... he pulls out this ugly ass yellow pig. The look on my face must of been hilarious. I was like Dad man...wtf are those? I'll be damned! He actually looks SO hurt. Ha ha. He brought back 3 of whatever they are called. Bobble head "things"? He brought back 2 dogs and a pig. I'm the year of the pig. But niether of my bros were dogs. He made me promise to put it in my car. Listen.. my car looks like it already has A.I.D's. If I drove around with this BRIGHT ASS YELLOW bobble head pig thing.. fuck.. I might as well blow my car up with me inside of it. hahaha. I am thankful he thought of us.. and so I promised him I would. All I gotta do is put the pig out when I see him. And when I drive away I can hide it in my glove department. Well... I forgot to take it with me when I left. And my dads like "Kim.. you haven't taken your pig yet." And I walk over.... Touch its head... and the effin' thing fell apart. LOL. I blamed it on being NAM GOODS... and so.. I don't hafto take it into my car anymore. My dad agrees. It would be unsafe for someone like me... to drive along and SHA-BAM!! Suddenly it's head falls off.. startling me, thus causing an accident... and resulting in me to kill someone...or myself. Yah.... He so smart and cute. LOL. OMG you know what's even funnier?? He KNEW I thought that thing was gross. He goes to take the price sticker off it... and yeah... it ripped the back off. As you can see above. HA HA. He started laughing because he knew he just made it look even more nammerized.. sigh.... oh dad.