.if.I.were.a.boy.
I was so bored, I was looking up fun surveys to do and forward to friends (yah yah I'm fucking gay) Well I found this retarded survey some retard junior high school bitch wrote. To make this more interesting... lets pretend me: 'Kimmie' were a boy...
How many times a day would you kiss me? whenever you wanted and didn't want me tọoBAHAHAH how realistic... sigh. That was fun. That took about 4 hours to do. Talk about wasting a good ol' 4 hours. J.K. hahha imagine though eh.
How many times a day would you fuck me? whenever you wanted and didn't want me too (preferably when you didnt want me too and yelled rape that would be koo)
Would we fuck everyday? Depends if I'm already inside someone else
How many times a day would you just want to hold me? I'll hold you up after I knock your ass out. Just to see if your still alive and I'll even wait around till your conscious again... you know... make sure you don't snitch on my ass for being a lil 2 'rough'
would you take me places? How about I take you from behind?
If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? fuck yah. That is the mother fucking shiznat when bitches be reaching for their wallets. It's the 2000's okay. Not 1930 no mo! Bitch you wanted rights, you wanted to vote, you wanted to work, bitch you put on the pants now you can walk in them too. BOO YAH!
If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? Rock her... but don't worry I'll be picturing you FO SHOZ!
Would you tell me? Obviously.... You always talk about how I don't share things. Did u know ur best friend likes it in her A$$??! Fuck shes BUCK!
Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? HELL NO! My parents are Jews. We don't like Muslims beat it
you: but your Asian...
me: ya but they are real cheap and shit.. so same shit different pile no what I'm sayin'?
you: I'm not even Muslim!!
me: ..you always have a problem with everything I say hey? This is why men cheat. So whatevz!
Would you care about what I wore when we r out ? Damn rights gurl. I am pre-advertising what I'm going to pimp out after I'm finished amusing myself with you.
Would you go to the Club with me? Yah. Thats where all my 'dawgs' are. And they are high rollazz... they will pay for a piece like you. Especially if your rolling with me.
If someone tried to fight me in front of you what would you do? I would knock em out. Than tell you to take all the money and credit cards and shit for me
If I cheated on you would you take me back? Of course I would. Even better. The sooner you realized your a whore, the quicker I can make some easy paps off zo ass.
If I said I loved you would you say it back? Oh this ones so easy. I love you baby. See?
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