.my.talented.Mr.Ricky.pt.1.
One day.. Ricky my talented perverted friend. Decided to send me one of his poems. And here are a few of the earlier ones hahahah sooo funny.
Heres one I did save that was from me:
Ode to the side boob Some call it a tease or incomplete, but i think side boob is really neat. Curvy, round, and out of sight, i hope to glimpse side boob tonight. So ladies keep those dresses flowing, and more side boob you will b showing. Low Cleavage fashion is out of date, but for the side boob its not too late. So raise your arms way up high, and flash that side to a guy. If he wants to see the front, lift your skirt and show your......frontThose were his earlier ones... I wrote one called "Ode to the giant vagine" I am sooo sad I didn't save it and can't find it! grrr. All i member was it was something so large and vase in size... sucks people in and they die inside? fuck I can't member.
Ode to the ass Round, firm, soft, or small. If u have a nice bum, give me a call. I like them big, not soft or bony. Don't pad them up and be a phony. Round and firm just like an apple, with ur bum id like to grapple. Of ur ass i am a fan, unless of course u r a man
Ode to the bearded clam Small in shape and very clean, when its wet its beard does gleam. But as pretty as it may be, the tender clam i hardly see. Hidden and kept right out of right, i thank the stars it does not bite. If the clam u come across, u need to show it whose the boss. So reach ur hand into the ocean, and work it up with the motion. If u succeed its quite a feat, for bearded clam u now will eat.
Ode to the nipple Flattened, bumpy or erect. Some are big, and some a speck. Twist them, pull them, rub them down. Some are pink and some are brown. Always warm and always nice, unless u lick them with some ice. Sharp and pointy they become, on those bumps just like a bum. Surrounded by a circle wall, sometimes big and sometimes small. I finish this poem with a request, can i touch your tender breast?
Ode to the scrotum Sometime saggy, sometimes tight, hidden away from the light. The family jewels it protects, even if they are just specks. Some are forests some are smooth, please don't kick it with ur shoes. When ur out with a hot girl, please ur balls don't unfurl. If shes a bitch then dose the hag, and when shes out her mouth teabag. Unlike forced entry there is no mark, even if done in the dark. Of her innocence v r a robber, while she coats ur balls with slobber...
Heres one I did save that was from me:
Ode to the lips. Some so lushious and many so thin. Fuck so nasty when niggers mouth hangs down to the chin. Some know how to use...kisses so well ur just in luck! If she or... he gets down & prepares to suck! Pucker those bad boys up and lick.... Use those poutys and embrace the dick! Lips so fine it blows ur mind.... Watch out for the gritty ones who like to kiss the be...hind.weak. That was weak. LOL!
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