.out.doing.eachother.or.out.doing.it.
You wanna know how buck we go? HAHAH well, this whole section was done in ONE day. Lebster decided to join in. hahhah. And suddenly it was all about outdoing each other too funny.
Lebster- Ode to the midget, these minuscule creatures really do exist, though many believe they are just a myth. They're pretty much useless, incapable of work. But they fuck and suck good so that's a perk. They can swallow your prick without kneeling down, its kind of like fucking a miniature clown. Cock slapping a midget really is a ball, who knew a fuck hole could be just 2 feet tall.I think necrophilia, herpes and incest win. What do ya know lebster me and ricky all tie. HAHAHHAH sooo funny.
Me- Ode to the crackhead my life is seriously falling apart, & all I can think is where is money mart? I sold my 2 year old 2 a pedi down the street. Fuck I'm short my dealer is going to give me the beats.I'm thinking of ways to steal & sell, to get that crack cuz I feel like hell. I'll suck ur cock for half a gram, trust I don't mind even getting rammed. I c Vito walking by but I do not dare, but I know this hustler has some change to spare. I say yo bro, can u give me a free piece? & he says sure give me some head n watch ur teeth!
ME- Ode to gold diggers. I got a shovel it's made of gold. I don't mind being strait up & being bold. U open ur wallet I open my legs. U pay 4 my dinners & later we shag. This is how it goes u know what it's about, I'm an expensive hooker without a doubt. I ain't looking 4 love so hand it down, once I get it, I'll let u pound my mound. With Ur ugly ass & I'm one hot chick, u show me paps & I'll suck ur dick.give me ur money bank #s & cards, I'll go to my lowest just to keep u hard. U pay? I stay that's how it goes, I have nothing to offer but my holes. Do as u please especially beat & cheat, it don't matter cuz the money makes me weak. When ur cash goes low I'm already moved on, so don't get attached I won't be around ur broke ass long!
[bahahah fuck Ricky told me to change this to "ode to the nammer bitch" hahahha]
ME- Ode to deep throating. Bitches be shoving steak tubes down their throats...hold her head down till she chokes. Help her out & press it deep, girls who know how to do - don't come cheap. Stop her complaints just shove it in, who gives a fuck where ur dick has been. Some r champs who swallow it all, others no good they'll puke on ur balls.
ME- Ode to the asshole, Some smell good & many of them stink. Holes so tight they deserve a dink! It feels way better than u think, if it hurts too much, try a chink!! Faggots all love them small lil holes, it's their pussy they play the roles. Fudge packers & baby makers take it both at the same time, bitches be cryin when giant cocks be diggin all up in where the sun don't shine! Spit on it & give it a good lube, go real deep till it's almost rude. Pull that dirty dick out after u go, quick don't hes! Turn her around & and do a Dirty sanchez!!!!
Lebster- Ode to the hooker they come in all shapes, they come in all sizes. You might get an old one, who's full of surprises. You might get a young one, who's ripe and ready. But give em a mint cuz their breath might be deadly. 10 bux for head 35 for ass, and 2 STD's for a little more cash.
Me- Ode to herpes. See I am the ballerest bitch in town, do what u will can't get me out of downtown. I'm round and nasty, & full of puss... U be nice & treat me well and I'll turn to crust. I'll slowly fade right from ur cunt, why u embarrassed? U went bareback and 2 the punch. Herpes they call me I'm a sick fucking diesies, don't catch me cuz I'll never leave. I'm on the lips too & like to chill around the hole, one time I stained some strippers pole. Sadly the next bitch went up & felt the smear, uh oh yep it's what her bf feared. I'm a bitch that shows up when u cheat on me, don't fuck around cuz I'm the deadliest std.
Lebster- Ode to the necrophilia I'm twisted extremely, have no doubt, only when ur dead will my penis come out. Don't move a muscle, don't even breathe, skin looking grey and a smell you wouldn't believe. Dead bodies are hot, the living get ignored. I get a helluva boner when I visit the morgue.
RICKY- Ode to incest, its a whole game the family can play, this might seem weird be that as it may. From mom to dad little brother to sister, how many people can say my sibling i did fist her. Mom kisses son sister blows dad this is turning into the latest fad, just remember only family allowed when outsiders join its to much of a crowd. When its all over supper can be made but not before everyone gets laid. Maybe ask an uncle or even an aunt, can cousin come? No he cant. So families don't be afraid to admit what your doing dad don't be ashamed of the daughter your screwing and moms really no need to hide your dirty little secret, your son you love to ride.
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