.a.girls.gotta.laugh.

hahahhahahhahahhahahhaa!! When I see this picture it makes me so happy. HA HA HA!! Adorable! omg... soooo gross and funny! Work it girl heheh Disgusting. hahhaha HA HA HA HAAH look how scared and reject-full the needle bitch is hahahah I love it too much. HA! Fucking whore.

.stop.EXTORTING.my.kitties.

I was browsing around the net one day and stumbled upon some pics. Horrible! What a horrible thought to have... chewing gum????? WTF! ...and we all know this famous one. Makes me cry every time I think about it. *shudder*
K that...is actually funny. bhahha a troll. grrr... props to this clown. but pretty clever I must say...
So... I have decided to create my very own please think of the kittens pic.
And here you go: ...so ladies. Lets try and stop having periods. Oh wait what? We can't stop natures way of life? Well... ooops omg there goes a man. Oh well, he was probably useless anyways :p

.YO.I.gots.me.some.tricks.

ha ha ha she doesn't even realise I have my camera up her skirt snappin pictures of her panties under the table. I'm THAT macking. That's right bitches. I'll explain what just went on in this picture. I said "hey babbbby, look over there...no no not up... look to your right... like where I am pointing. k ya no what? It's aaallllll good.... " Know why it was all gooooodd? Cause while Quin a.k.a my target was very confused about her left right up and down, I got to check out the goods anyways. haha oh those roofies... muahhahahah.

CAUTION: side effects of roofies: confusion, stumbling around, getting laid/raped, contracting std or getting pregnant by an unknown person/animal. FUCK!!!! Too bad I drank the martini I spiked by accident. I got no game yo. NO GAME hahahha then again maybe I do... I still got some! HA HA HA!

.bird.crap.the.arguement.begins.

[BLACKBERRY MSGER] between Loan,Ryan and me.

LOAN: Do fish sleep
RYAN: Yes they do
LOAN: Do they fart
RYAN: They poop so probably
RYAN: Did you know birds don't poop its actually pee
RYAN: Technically
ME: WTF
ME: Yeah right!
ME: What's that white shit on my car window than?
ME: it's bird Diarrhea yo
LOAN: Yeah they poop and pee in one shot
ME: .........
LOAN: That's why its watery poop
ME: Disgusting.
RYAN: You can't poop and pee out of the same hole
RYAN: So it's just pee
RYAN: Really thick pee
LOAN: No
LOAN: Its both
LOAN: Trust me
ME: ...listen
ME: If you mix a combination of shit & pee you r diluting the poo with the liquid thus creating... A watery texture with chunks in it.
ME: Hence... Bird piss/crap
ME: Listen Ryan... Loan said trust me. So just trust her okay. She knows a lot about poo.
ME: I bought her a book on it ok. ♥what's Ur poo telling you?♥
RYAN: No... The discovery channel told me its only pee
RYAN: The discovery channel doesn't lie
ME: Whoa whoa... E-Z
ME: I won't fight you.
ME: I believe u. Hahahahah
RYAN: Good.... Cuz the discovery channel is right
RYAN: Hahahhaa
ME: Actually, I believe the discovery channel !! Hahahahah

later on that night...

RYAN: birds don’t drink water.
ME: whoa whoa… yeah they do!
RYAN: no they don’t I watched that on the discovery channel too.
ME: uh… I’m totally looking that up right now… UH HA! They DO drink water yo. "As for all living things, water is essential to the survival of birds...do so by dipping the bill and then tipping the head back to let the water run down into the throat to be swallowed" So your national geographic is bullshizzel!
RYAN: It was the Discovery Chanel !! Theres a huuuge difference freak.
ME: oh yeah? Your “The discovery channel told me it only pee” is killed haha killed the whole argument earlier.
RYAN: … whatever. Lol.