.making.it.happen.

I got a lovely gift from my bro. A nice big tub full of sour soothers... but problem is once I got my paws into them. I realized they were soft and fresh still.... yeah I know what your thinking...whats wrong with fresh soft candies???? I'll mother fucking tell you whats wrong. It's gross! I like that shit OLD & STALE. Not like older men and not like gummy bears and gummy worms!! EWW they all make me cringe...
Well I thought hard, what the eff can I do about this? Well got my mind thinking. So this is what i came up with:

HOW 2 MAKE STALE CANDY:
#ONE take the tub and STAB it with a giant kitchen knife. (the more scary the knife the better) I like the one they used in the movie ♥THE STRANGERS♥...
#TWO stuff the tub into a clean bag and tie it loosely.
#THREE hide it somewhere in your house. If you can manage to hide it somewhere so well, even YOU can't find it. Than you have won tons of cookie points with me :) I put the fucker under my bed. I guess I'm just not THAT creative.

Don't bother asking me how long it will take to stale up... cause I have no idea. Maybe a month? Beats me. I am assuming this is like pickling eggs or whatever... the longer the better hahahhaha. Listen, I googled it online okay... and well lets just say, no one is as wacky as I am to give a flying EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Thats why this earth is going to blow up...LIKE soon.... because I said so :)

.freakski.withdraws.

I was having some serious ryan withdraws hahha and i told him and this is what he said:
RYAN: its hard for anyone to be away from me for more than a couple of hours
RYAN: I understand... when I sleep
RYAN: i wake up and i'm like gawd... i missed myself.
ME: ... OH ...MY.... GOD!

omg... WHAT A FREAKSKI! ... I HEART HIM. My best friend for a reason hahhaha and he tells ME I am crazy because i want to run away with a boy to a far far away land... and have a cat farm together... and we eat candy all day on the porch in the sun... pfft yeah I'M crazy hahahhaa.

.my.heart.goes.PITTER.PATTER.

1...2...3... breath....

HE FINALLY CALLED ME. No not that fool. My Reggie bear!!! The only man that I can trust to never hurt me. Other than my freakski and freakski 2. (u know who u r) OMG it felt soooo amazing to hear his voice. All monotone and shiz. hahhaa. I have been really sick with this strange throat infection that has left me lying in bed for 7 days strait. From Sunday till... today. AMAZING. His voice put rainbows in my heart. I went from...

THAT ---->

<-----TO THIS!!!

Truely... I was so happy to hear from him, I jumped out of bed, got ready and went out for the first time in a week lol. Even when I was starting to feel better, I just didnt have the motivation to even want to leave the facility of my room :( ...
I think I am half inlove with him hahhaha. JK ewwwwww PURE incest YO!

I have been staring at his i miss you text all day... sigh... I miss him so much...

II'll be seeing you soon....

.HEY.boys.boys.boys....

You don't own me
I'm not just one of your little toys
You don't own me
Don't say I can't go with other boys

And don't tell me what to do
And don't tell me what to say
And when I go out with you
Don't put me on display

You don't own me
Don't try to change me in anyway
You don't own me
Don't tie me down, cos I'll never stay

I don't tell you what to say
I don't tell you what to do
So just let me be myself
That's all I ask of you.

I'm young, (I'm YOUNG) and I LOVE TO BE YOUNG!
I'm free, (so FREE) and I LOVE TO BE FREE!
To live my life the way that I want!
To say and do whatever I please!!...

*FOREVER YOUNG AND FREE*
..... Darlin' you don't own me.

*LESLIE GORE - YOU DON'T OWN ME

.i.know.now...

Nothing lasts forever .
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k maybe...♥WINE GUMZ♥ do... why wine gums? Well one time, like 8 years ago. I was at my cousins house and I had dropped something behind her couch, and pulled the couch away from the wall to get it but instead I discover an old tin can. Of course I opened it. Who the fuck would not be curious about a rusty tin can??? WHO? Only crazy people I tell ya!
Anyways... so first, I give the room a quick scan, you know to be paranoid that someone might jump out from behind and fight me for my new found treasure... then once I realized no one was around, I open it as fast as I could, but gently you know what I'm sayin'? And yeah there they were - 5 old crusty mother fucking hard ass wine gums. They were SO fucking old, they were white on the outside.
My cousin gave me a serious look and was like "chi Kim...please do not eat those they are like more than a few years old" and well... I waited till she left the room and I ate them. One by one man. And ya know what? They were the most tasty hard to eat little bastards ever... yep. And so that is how I discovered wine gums last forever man.
For effin' evzs.