.my.dads.such.a.hater.
dad: your car looks like a garbage can
ME: dad your such a HATER!
dad: whats that?
ME: you... hating on me cause of who I am.... this be the way I'm living... hahah carefree YO!
dad: Carefree?? Your car is actually a giant bin full of garbage!
ME: whatevz dad. Your just jealous. If my car is full of garbage than why did you take my Britney Spears CD?
dad: .... BHAHAHHA not full of garbage after all! hahahahah! This morning, I was woken up with my cool dad screaming at me. All I remember was I was wasted and half awake when all I remember is him in my room screaming "WTF R U TALKING ABOUT??" I guess he came in the room asking me where the house phones were, and I replied with "dad you shouldn't carry to many cell phones thats just strait HEAT!" ahhahah and then all I remember is being woken up with buddy screaming at me.. hahaha yep. Fuck dads a pure hater hahahhahaha... I was sleeping for fuck sakes!!! ahhahahaha.