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HAHHAHHAHAH this video is fucking HILARIOUS!

Pedophile Beards Weird guy tries to sell you tools of the rapist trade. From the makers of Rapist Glasses...

WATCH IT MAN. JUST FUCKING WATCH IT. SOOO FUNNY.
BTW: the picture that I have posted above, has NOTHING to do with the video. It was funny. That marshmellow... is fucked. HHAHAH.

""SEARCHING 4 THIS MAN:
I want his effin' babies.""

.I.need.as.much.of.you.

...as I possibly can get my little nammer hands on.

For my Bday my cousin gave me the coolest fucking thing EVER! It was in a build a bear box lol so I assumed I was getting some wacky created toy from her. But it was THIS: A radish plush that plays music from its feet. It's feet has speakers in em. LOL. We are so Asian it's not even funny lol. Loan and I are obsessed with wierd stuff. And this is probably as weird as it gets... well the seal tazer is pretty cool. I still can't track that god damn thing down...
Anyways, you attach your blackberry, mp3 or Ipod into his ass and ta da!!! It is a creepy radish that plays music... while scareing the fuck out of you at the same time. He kinda scares me... but I am so drawn to him. LOL. I think we are in love. I think...he is sexy. God... take a look at those eyes.. mmmmMm it says so much.
fuck his face is mesmerizing...
The creepy thing about buddy is... I named him Daikon Chan. And when I went online to search for him... his fucking name happened to be aokubi daikon anyways! hahah than I found out Daikon means Raddish in jap. So.. there you go. Loan got one too. HAHAH of course!!! I LOVE YOU BABE!!! You know exactly what would make me happy for realskiz! ahhaha.

.HOLY.MOLY.I.had.FUN!.

I swear...I go out of CONTROL sometimes! Lil Miss Helgy bear was back in the city. One of my all time favourite ladies. hehe. Of course we GOT drunk. I swear I wish she lived back in E-Town. OoOoOh the memories! ahhaha. I swear every time I see that girl, we end up drunk and with the funniest pics ever. More to come women...more to come. I'll be in your city on Friday the 13Th. HAHAH taring it up in your city!! See you soon xoxoox!!

.dumpster.babies.

HAHAHA the two most loved people in my life having the most hilarious conversations ever.
Convo between Mike & Loan
[note: She is talking to me at first]

Loan: If I have a baby I will name her chi kim man
Loan: Hahaha no I'm kidding but her middle name for sure is gonna be kim after you
Loan: And if its a dude... It will be mike
Loan: LOL
Loan: It wil be all good
Mike: Lol. Its mike. U made my day lol
Loan: Hahaha
Loan: Hey mike
Loan: You better name your kid middle name Loan regardless boy or girl
Mike: I think I have a few out there. Ill rename them all loan if I can track a few down
Loan: LOL
Loan: I popped some out too.
Loan: Left them in garbage cans.
Loan: No one knows.
Mike: Beet shits or kids?
Loan: Pls don't tell anyone.
Loan: Not even chi kim.
Mike: Ya niggers do that all the time. What can u do
Loan: She will be so mad
Mike: Ur baby dumping secret is safe with me
Loan: .... 3 were yours.
Mike: Well what can u do.....saves me some paps. Solid loan solid.

hahahhahahahah FUCK soooo funny!!!!!